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PostSubject: Wed. Daily 2/11   Wed Feb 11, 2009 10:01 am



Welcome to all the our new members. Hope everyone has a good day.



Getting my kid ready to take her to school then I'll be back to visit later. What a Face
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PostSubject: Re: Wed. Daily 2/11   Wed Feb 11, 2009 10:25 am

YEAH!!!

Welcome Screwit!



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PostSubject: Re: Wed. Daily 2/11   Wed Feb 11, 2009 10:31 am

WELCOME DILLSLADY!!!

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PostSubject: joke   Wed Feb 11, 2009 8:23 pm

GANG MATH TEST


Name:________________ Gang:________________

1. Johnny has an AK-47 with a 40 round mag. If he missed 6 out of 10 shots, and shoots 11 times at each drive-by, how many drive-by shootings can he attend before he has to reload?

2. Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine. He sells an 8-ball to Jackson for $220 and 2 grams to Billy for $85 per gram. What is the street value of the balance of the coke if he doesn't cut it?

3. Rufus is pimping for 3 girls. If the price is $63 per trick, how many tricks will each girl have to turn so Rufus can pay for his $800 per day crack habit?

4. Jerome wants to cut his 1/2 lb. of heroine to make 20% more profit. How many ounces of cut will he need?

5. Willis gets $200 for stealing a BMW, $50 for a Chevy, and $100 for a 4X4. How many Chevys will he have to steel to make $600?

6. Raoul is in prison for 6 years for murder. He got $10,000 for the hit. If his common law wife is spending $1,000 per month, how much money will be left when he gets out of prison, and how many years will he get for killing the bitch that spent his money?

7. If the average spray can covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 8 square feet, how many letters can Rodney spray with 3 cans of paint?

8. Hector knocked up 4 girls in his gang. There are 27 girls in the gang. What percentage of the gang has Hector knocked up?


lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Wed. Daily 2/11   Wed Feb 11, 2009 9:37 pm

Trixie~360 wrote:
GANG MATH TEST


Name:________________ Gang:________________

1. Johnny has an AK-47 with a 40 round mag. If he missed 6 out of 10 shots, and shoots 11 times at each drive-by, how many drive-by shootings can he attend before he has to reload?

2. Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine. He sells an 8-ball to Jackson for $220 and 2 grams to Billy for $85 per gram. What is the street value of the balance of the coke if he doesn't cut it?

3. Rufus is pimping for 3 girls. If the price is $63 per trick, how many tricks will each girl have to turn so Rufus can pay for his $800 per day crack habit?

4. Jerome wants to cut his 1/2 lb. of heroine to make 20% more profit. How many ounces of cut will he need?

5. Willis gets $200 for stealing a BMW, $50 for a Chevy, and $100 for a 4X4. How many Chevys will he have to steel to make $600?

6. Raoul is in prison for 6 years for murder. He got $10,000 for the hit. If his common law wife is spending $1,000 per month, how much money will be left when he gets out of prison, and how many years will he get for killing the bitch that spent his money?

7. If the average spray can covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 8 square feet, how many letters can Rodney spray with 3 cans of paint?

8. Hector knocked up 4 girls in his gang. There are 27 girls in the gang. What percentage of the gang has Hector knocked up?


lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!

At all costs I don't do word math probs banghead By the time Lydia was in the 2nd grade I had got help for her math It's cute but umm no-thanks. Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Wed. Daily 2/11   Wed Feb 11, 2009 10:03 pm



naw I didn't 'do it' either, but thought it was funny.

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